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Backstage · gossip · approximate exclusives
A headliner (we will not say who) demanded 40 pillows in their dressing room. Production delivered 12 and an apology note. The artist replied: “that is already 11 more than at home.”
“I bought seats for a show whose name I do not know, by an artist I do not know. That is what trust looks like.”
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2 comedians who need no introduction, rehearsing a secret duo in corridor B. Or looking for the toilets. Our sources disagree.
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